corpsereviver2 askedWhat does Mycroft do to get ready for the holidays?
EATS CANDY CANES!
AND THE GINGERBREADS
STRINGS THE LIGHTS!
DELIVERS ALL THE PRESENTS
DECORATES THE CHRISTMAS TREE!
SPIKES THE EGGNOG!
SHOWS OFF HIS STOCKING!
OPENS HIS ADVENT CALENDAR!
GROWS HIS HEART THREE SIZES!
SHAKES HIS SNOW GLOBE!
“one day, I’ll be a big police dog!”
possibly the cutest fucking thing i have ever seen omg
world war three will probably be fought via social networking sites
33% cold, 33% sleepiness, 33% anxiety, 1% glitter
christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"
Peeta and katniss’ daughter slowly began to learn about the games and the Capitol and the rebellion in school. One day she came home and told her parents that a real soldier rebellion veteran came to school to talk to them. She turned to her mother and asked, “Did you know a soldier named Gale Hawthorne?”
me watching my crush
if I die young
Bury me in the tardis
Lay me down on a bed of bow ties
Sink me in the time vortex at dawn
Send me away with the doctor who theme song
“I’ll fight it. I’ll fight it for you. Don’t you worry about me, Hazel Grace. I’m okay. I’ll find a way to hang around and annoy you for a long time.” I was crying. But even then he was strong, holding me tight so that I could see the sinewy muscles of his arms wrapped around me as he said, “I’m sorry. You’ll be okay. It’ll be okay. I promise,” and smiled his crooked smile. He kissed my forehead, and then I felt his powerful chest deflate just a little. “I guess I had a hamartia after all.”