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catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

catchaglimpseofalleble:

nikkysclit:

Can you not?

AHG, I fucked this up!

catchaglimpseofalleble:

nikkysclit:

Can you not?

AHG, I fucked this up!

topfunnystuff:

Every time I see this, I can’t tell if he’s referencing the dog or the dad and it’s funny either way 

topfunnystuff:

Every time I see this, I can’t tell if he’s referencing the dog or the dad and it’s funny either way 

pemsylvania:

proton, neutron, electron and crouton 

charmslithe:

joanhollowayharris:

she’s a cheagle.. beagle/chihuahua mix

i’m going to cry

charmslithe:

joanhollowayharris:

she’s a cheagle.. beagle/chihuahua mix

i’m going to cry

bootycap:

imagine a ghost getting brought back to life but they’ve been a ghost for so long that they have trouble adjusting. like, they keep running into walls and doors because they used to be able to just pass through them or they trip down the stairs because they used to float down them and sometimes they trip over their own feet because they forget how to walk all together 

http://a-cup-of-tea-dear.tumblr.com/post/96651030007/fastpacedfreefall-ave-aria-scaredpotter

fastpacedfreefall:

ave-aria:

scaredpotter:

the slytherins making a drinking game where they take a shot every time draco malfoy talks about harry potter

Madam Pomfrey banning the drinking game the very next day, after 90% of Slytherin house is admitted to the hospital wing…

foulmouthedliberty:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

this is real

Let’s talk about murder.

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